Even Momiji! Σ(゚д゚lll)

Even Momiji! Σ(゚д゚lll)

If only…

If only…

darkicexiii:

I think this goes for all of us.

darkicexiii:

I think this goes for all of us.

Even video game characters hate Justin Beiber.

Better Picture of “The Bible Bar” Notice that it’s kosher.

Better Picture of “The Bible Bar” Notice that it’s kosher.

Hey guys, did you hear, Duke Nukem Forever is coming out!

Hey guys, did you hear, Duke Nukem Forever is coming out!

Reblog if you’re a teenager who doesn’t drink alcohol, do drugs, or smoke cigarettes.

Mom: “Did you brush your teeth already?”

Me: “Yes, why?”

Mom: “I need to use your toothbrush.”

Me: “WHY?”

Mom: “Because I need to brush my shoes with them.”

Me: “Why don’t you use yours instead?”

Mom: “Because I didn’t brush my teeth yet….”

*facepalm*

A conversation between me and my mom this morning.